Friday, October 14, 2005

Apparently, you do try to go out there and look like a bunch of idiots.

And how well the Yikes have managed to do that.

Now, I'm no prude. (Ok, I am, but that has nothing to do with this.) But when your team is sucking it up on the field & when your new boss promising you'll play in a nice new stadium someday, when you get a breather between beatings to regroup and hopefully come back with your head not in your ass this time, what do you do?

You book a chartered cruise on the most populous & popular lake in the area with a nice mom & pop organization. You invite a bunch of whores, hookers, and of course your teammates. You get drunk, drop trou, and get hummers in front of the wait staff and crew. When things slow down, you present that ass-tickler you've been wanting to try out. You're responsible, of course, so you pull your condom off and drop it on deck. That's what the crew is for, right? Swabbing decks, or something. And you're paying those whores a pretty penny so you make sure they stay naked. On deck.

I hate the yikes. Asshats.

Go Gophers.

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